STARBASE 80 - RETRO TEE
Welcome to STARBASE 80 — the galaxy’s most reliable late-night outpost. ⭐🧇
This tee is a loving, slightly unhinged tribute to that all-hours roadside institution… if it were staffed by Starfleet officers who absolutely will serve you pancakes at 0300 while debating warp theory. The bold, tile-style logo says it all: when the quadrant is on fire, the coffee’s still hot, the grills are still on, and someone is definitely asking, “So how many fights have happened here?”
Starbase 80 is where captains, cadets, and chaos converge. Think Waffle House energy, but replace the jukebox with a malfunctioning LCARS panel and the short-order cook with a grizzled ensign who’s seen too much.
Shirt Specs (because even space chaos needs quality)
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100% cotton – soft, breathable, and comfy enough for long shifts or longer lore debates
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Durable as a starbase that refuses to be decommissioned – holds up wash after wash
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Classic fit – looks great whether you’re flipping hash browns or flipping the Prime Directive
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All-day comfort – from first contact to fourth coffee
Perfect for Trekkies, night owls, breakfast philosophers, and anyone who knows the universe’s real constant isn’t gravity — it’s that Starbase 80 is always open.
🖖 Order up. Engage. Smother, cover, and warp.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Tribble Stitch
- Email: contact@support.tribblestitch.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
STARBASE 80 - RETRO TEE Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
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M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
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L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
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XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
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3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
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4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
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