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Lo-Cute-Ass Comfort Colors Tee

158,09 kr. DKK
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Resistance may be futile, but resisting this shirt? Absolutely pointless.

Meet Lo-Cute-Ass: the cheekiest cybernetic abomination ever assimilated into your wardrobe. Featuring our gloriously inappropriate Borg-inspired design and the immortal declaration “Resistance is soooooooo futile,” this tee is perfect for anyone who likes their sci-fi with a little more sass in the aft section.

Printed on a Comfort Colors T-shirt, it has that soft, lived-in feel right out of the gate—because comfort is clearly one thing the Collective finally got right.

And as for color options? You can have any color you want… as long as it’s black. ;-) Honestly, would you trust a Borg shirt in anything else?

Wear it to conventions, trivia night, your next rewatch marathon, or anywhere else you’d like to remind people that assimilation apparently comes with enhanced rear shielding.

Why you need it:

  • Premium Comfort Colors tee

  • Soft, comfortable, broken-in feel

  • Bold Lo-Cute-Ass graphic

  • Extremely questionable Star Trek-adjacent humor

  • Available exclusively in the most technologically advanced color known to humanity: black

Tribble Stitch: boldly making shirts nobody at Starfleet Command would approve of.

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Lo-Cute-Ass Comfort Colors Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with one of your own garments at home by measuring it similarly.

A Length

Begin at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and draw the measuring tape down to the garment's bottom.

B Width

Start the measurement at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam underneath the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve and extend it down to the sleeve's hem.

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