Morgenmuffel Graphic Tee
Meet your new emotional-support tee for mornings before coffee ☕😑
MORGENMUFFEL T-SHIRT
Some people wake up sunshine and rainbows.
Others wake up like this guy.
Featuring the gloriously grumpy Morgenmuffel character—robe on, coffee in hand, zero tolerance for nonsense—this shirt is a public service announcement for anyone who should not be spoken to before caffeine.
Why you’ll love it:
🖤 100% pure cotton – soft, breathable, and comfy enough to survive pre-coffee existence
😌 Comfortable & stylish – relaxed fit that looks good even when you feel awful
😏 Perfectly irreverent – says “don’t talk to me” without you having to open your mouth
☕ Morning-approved energy – ideal for coffee runs, workdays, weekends, and existential dread
Whether you’re a certified morning grump or just honoring the sacred ritual of caffeine before conversation, this shirt lets the world know exactly where you stand.
Warning: May reduce small talk. Side effects include knowing nods from fellow Morgenmuffels.
Wear it proudly. Drink your coffee. Engage later.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Tribble Stitch
- Email: contact@support.tribblestitch.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Morgenmuffel Graphic Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|